I was never one to sully the Christmas spirit by trying to find out what presents I was getting before Christmas Day. I would never ever have thought to look in my parents closet, under their bed or in the trunk of our car where they usually were. I want to make it perfectly clear I would never stoop so low as to steam open the packages under the tree when my parents were gone, it just wasn’t like me to do something like that.
It seemed like every year, our dog would get into the presents under the tree. It was really bizarre, because one year we didn’t even have a dog….😮
The Human Wave 